Thursday, January 17, 2008

working for a BEE company

1. We work in weird shifts...
Like prostitutes

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
Like a prostitute

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Like a prostitute

5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
Like a prostitute

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed...
Like a prostitute

7. But when you go back home it feels like you are coming back from hell...
Like a prostitute

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Like a prostitute

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulty explaining it...
Like a prostitute

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say to yourself:

"I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS"...
Like a prostitute

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